Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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