I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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