just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have post one night stand depression
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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