i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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