Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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