Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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