New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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