I'm really into asian looking animals
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
