:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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