There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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