i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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