You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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