i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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