Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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