He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You've changed since you got that strap on
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