doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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