last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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