Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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