I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
