Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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