is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Help. Why am I so naked?
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