Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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