so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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