why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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