I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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