I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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