...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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