Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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