So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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