Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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