Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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