So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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