Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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