just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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