I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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