idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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