Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
