How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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