She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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