never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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