im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Found the puke drawer
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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