On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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