Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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