so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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