Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
that may or may not have been my penis.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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