I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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