I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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