He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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