How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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