he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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