i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
