I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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