She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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