ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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