I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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