if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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