You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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