are you still at the devil's house?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
