a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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